404: Page Not Found
The page you are looking for doesn't seem to be here anymore. You might try
going back to the main page and see if you can find it from there. But just
so you don't leave empty handed, here's something from the Unix fortune file:
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14
Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good
liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and
light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything
drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.
